Archive for March 20, 2008

Laying down beats with Bert Monroy

Posted in Uncategorized on March 20, 2008 by Chromatically Challenged

Just like accountancy, Photoshop is not the greatest of party-starters; even if you’re in the scene (for want of a better descriptive), it’s difficult to maintain the interest factor much past 3 or 4 sentences.

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The production team at Revision3 have obviously noticed this, and, in a fit of insanity (or drugs) decided: what a podcast video of Photoshop techniques really needs is a drum and bass soundtrack. Now I have nothing against a little musical accompaniment but this simply Does Not Work. I found myself periodically wanting to shout down to the unseen teenager to turn their music down; I couldn’t hear what the nice man was saying. FFS!

Perhaps if he were to rap the technique as a Gangsta Rhyme; or better still, and more fittingly, a hoedown patter call: “take your stylus in your hand. Grab the pen tool; make a bend.” They could take that on tour. Marvellous.

Now I’m off to watch Delia Smith prepare chicken in a basket at a Metallica gig.